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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Jordan. I love vodka, live music, dark bars, sarcasm &amp; schadenfreude. I’m a professional Dominatrix, and one hell of a fun time.

If I think it’s hot, cool, or weird, I’m putting it here.

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http://www.pandorasboxny.com</description><title>Netherregions</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @missjordanjones)</generator><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Seeking heavy pain sluts in NYC</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m Miss Jordan, I take sessions at the world renown Pandoras Box. &lt;a href="http://www.pandorasboxny.com"&gt;www.pandorasboxny.com&lt;/a&gt; I&amp;#8217;ve been a Domme for many years now. Currently I&amp;#8217;m seeking heavy pain sluts for my use and abuse. I have a brand new violet wand in need of testing, and some heavy rubber impact toys, also that need breaking in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please note, I&amp;#8217;m looking for sessions, not free volunteers. All information you need is on the website, or here on my profile. To book a session with me please call 212&amp;#160;242&amp;#160;4577&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am available Monday and Tuesday nights 6pm until at least 3am.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/50774214150</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/50774214150</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:15:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c982ebf4ebac15cbdb2ca311bb96ba12/tumblr_mmggwrEmnh1qc0x6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/49898321459</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/49898321459</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 21:17:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cc4902c802e14186cefe24207ab66e5/tumblr_mk5okpocud1qfoo7bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47688788077</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47688788077</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 04:05:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2597b1c26b091a36ecb4805bbc4d7039/tumblr_mkrj66hMPX1qc0x6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47165428352</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47165428352</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:32:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tairadawn:

Aoi Kotsuhiroi.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/857320d943a0a82e963269199b5402bd/tumblr_mk8d2uDHt51r8fdjfo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tairadawn.tumblr.com/post/46361522118/aoi-kotsuhiroi"&gt;tairadawn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Aoi Kotsuhiroi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47053696268</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47053696268</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:09:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/731d075509ce2b09d83035cd748d39bb/tumblr_mkp9gjNiiK1qc0x6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47053558568</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47053558568</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:07:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63c35eb406846fa024bbb8d4fc59898b/tumblr_mkp9dahw1L1qc0x6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47053403208</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/47053403208</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:05:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Where are the heavy masochists?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have been dying for masochists lately. Where I can get good and creative, not have to worry so much about marks, and really get some catharsis, or both our behalves. But, I haven&amp;#8217;t seen a real masochist in ages! Where are you all hiding? I mean, I love bondage, and of course, latex worship, and my sissies, but I&amp;#8217;m starving for a beating here!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are you missing for a reason? Or is it just a coincidence that you&amp;#8217;re not crossing my path? Tell me where you&amp;#8217;ve been, why you&amp;#8217;ve been away, or&amp;#8230;get a hold of me and let&amp;#8217;s arrange a session! I&amp;#8217;m salivating with anticipation.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/40911864418</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/40911864418</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 04:02:39 -0500</pubDate><category>bdsm</category><category>masochist</category><category>beating</category><category>slave</category><category>submissive</category><category>cage</category><category>flogger</category><category>whip</category><category>whipping</category><category>blood</category><category>bleeding</category></item><item><title>hello-kitty:

She has a mustache with a bow on it!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b26b1bf98b98ff141100809ea1d3cf75/tumblr_mg5zcpa7681qjzjmqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hello-kitty.tumblr.com/post/39859465932"&gt;hello-kitty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She has a mustache with a bow on it!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/39884056120</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/39884056120</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 19:42:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3437042019bfb34565373c9aeac21e6a/tumblr_mg62eauQ0m1r4ao24o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/39787950011</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/39787950011</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 19:26:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>girlsgotafacelikemurder:

Just snorted so loud
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmoo75JkHD1qzjcpvo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlsgotafacelikemurder.tumblr.com/post/38025186489/just-snorted-so-loud"&gt;girlsgotafacelikemurder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just snorted so loud&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/38025292422</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/38025292422</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:23:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dartranna-alurath:

misterbluem66:

Spiked Corset

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medamnLxoI1rjcg79o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dartranna-alurath.tumblr.com/post/36977012777/misterbluem66-spiked-corset-oh-my-god-all-the"&gt;dartranna-alurath&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misterbluem66.tumblr.com/post/36970422802/spiked-corset"&gt;misterbluem66&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.draculacorsets.com/product_info.php?ref=40&amp;products_id=1578&amp;affiliate_banner_id=1"&gt;Spiked Corset&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/36982704370</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/36982704370</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 17:34:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title> I can’t believe how much I’ve had to deal with this...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FDl1rqnczCg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;span&gt;I can’t believe how much I’ve had to deal with this lately. Wear condoms, motherfuckers!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/36787965344</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/36787965344</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 22:50:42 -0500</pubDate><category>condoms</category><category>bea arthur</category><category>golden girls</category><category>dorothy zbornak</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3mrxENYm1rofb7oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/35188333117</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/35188333117</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2012 01:02:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md33acxzmx1qc0x6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/35146550956</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/35146550956</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:51:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcx8p2cloG1rx0zn3o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/34932900939</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/34932900939</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2012 18:51:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchczdGFZA1r4alqeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timeofthedecade.tumblr.com/post/34385161069/bigdaddyg-wil-this-guy-pulled-out-his-dick-in"&gt;timeofthedecade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigdaddyg-wil.tumblr.com/post/34340621769/this-guy-pulled-out-his-dick-in-front-of-like-5"&gt;bigdaddyg-wil&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; it’s a human rights protest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what they’ve been through or who will not blame them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that it’s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience “wasn’t really rape.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, it’s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking “a bit of fun” too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to “put them in their place.” Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women were&lt;em&gt; asking for it&lt;/em&gt;and that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they weren’t. There are those who feel that women should be &lt;em&gt;taught a lesson&lt;/em&gt; this way, and they applaud this man’s actions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So no, he didn’t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if there’s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were “asking” to be the target of hate crimes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s what happened here. It’s not an “OMG, I can’t believe he did that!” moment. It’s an “OMG, there are people who think this is okay” moment. And the fact is, it’s not. It never will be. And that’s the take home message of this ridiculous rant I’ve written up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/34469285706</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/34469285706</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 01:41:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hello-kitty:

Hello Kitty Ghost iPhone Wallpaper (2008)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchfincpAA1qzvk4co1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hello-kitty.tumblr.com/post/34343506327"&gt;hello-kitty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hello Kitty Ghost iPhone Wallpaper (2008)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/34343664054</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/34343664054</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 00:12:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchd28KTai1qc0x6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/34340722479</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/34340722479</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 23:15:43 -0400</pubDate><category>PETA</category><category>Sharon Needles</category><category>Vegetarian</category><category>Vegan</category></item><item><title>THIS IS SOMEONE RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT? He makes Sarah Palin...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtd66FkrD1qc0x6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;THIS IS SOMEONE RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT? He makes Sarah Palin look good. No, this is not photo shopped. Outtake from Time Magazine&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/33475803954</link><guid>http://missjordanjones.tumblr.com/post/33475803954</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2012 00:15:42 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
